Thursday December 3, 2009 1:55 am
Robert Pattinson Can Beat Jacob, Not Taylor
Posted by Robin Paulson Categories: Action, Adaptation, Adventure, Drama, Romance, Science Fiction, Sequels, Thrillers, Celeb News, Celebrity Gossip, New Releases
Despite my leaning towards anything in favor of vampires, I must admit that it’s obvious who won the abs contest between Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. So who would win between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black? Pattinson seems to have it all figured out—based on the books, of course:
“Looking at Taylor’s martial-arts videos from when he was, like, 9, I wouldn’t really want to do anything [to make him angry]. Maybe if I had some kind of weapon. But if Edward and Jacob [fought], I think it’s actually a fact that Edward would win I think, if I read the books correctly. So I guess I could hold onto that for my ego.”
I don’t know what movie you were watching, Robert, but… (vague spoilers after the break!)
Read More The werewolves seemed to kick major vampire butt in New Moon, not to mention Edward got his arse beat fairly badly by his own kind. Well, we still have a few movies to go—perhaps he’ll gain super strength by the end of them or something.
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Has the writer of this horrible blog/article read the books? Because Rob is right.
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It was always implied in the books that Edward could kick Jacob’s ass. He chose not to because of his love for Bella.
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Your ignorance is not cute. It’s a stated fact that Edward can kick Jacob’s ass. Obviously Jacobs short over bulging pug nose squinty eyes dog face can kick Rob’s ass in real life. He may win in a fight but in the end Rob will be the last man standing. He’s got leading man looks that Taylor’s height will never attain. After Twilight Taylor and his steroid abs will be forgotten. Trust.
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hahaha! yes!! I love you! LOL!
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