If Lindsay Lohan really wanted to get a job, maybe she should actually start making phone calls rather than just talking about them.

In the current issue of Nylon magazine, the Razzie winner claimed she was hoping to get her career back on track with the help of two A-listers. “I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!,” Lohan pleaded.

Funny thing is - Rogen had absolutely no idea what she was talking about.

When asked by Moviefone why he won’t return Lindsay’s calls, the Observe and Report star he hasn’t even been contacted. “That is not ... That’s the first I had heard of that. And my assistant hadn’t heard it either. I can tell you that she hasn’t called me. If she has, I haven’t heard about it. [But] I would call her back, sure! I’d return a call.”

Maybe Lindsay’s right. If we would just all leave her alone, she could figure out how to get her stories straight.