Excuse me?  How did we miss this?  Since when is a celebrity able to announce her own pregnancy?

We’re not saying this is a bad thing, and I’m sure Toni Collette is grateful not to have been photographed from three dozen angles with newspaper headlines speculating “Son or Sandwich?”  But still, where was Toni’s bump watch?  The incredibly talented star of films like Little Miss Sunshine and In Her Shoes may be unconventional, but surely a few magazines in this pregnancy-crazed post 9/11 universe should’ve been all over that story.

In any sense, on September 7th Toni announced at a performance of her band, Toni Colette and the Finish, that she was expecting.  Congratulations to Toni on what shall surely be a very talented child.